If Buffalo Bill can take it why can't you? We pinched his nose and scratched his back If Sherman's horse can take it why can't you? Most imagine Tom Lehrer singing- same piano style, delivery, etc. Note: of all Benny's songs, this is the one which I could In album Shaving Cream (Vanguard 79357 1975) 'Cause whenever she sits down she sits on me! Is when the tattooed lady takes a bath, oh gee, The only time that anyone can see my picture, Now do you wonder why I look so sad and worried,Īnd do you wonder why my head is bending low? It looks so real it squeaks each time she bends her knee,įor whenever she sits down she sits on me. She has a rusty hinge that's tattooed on her kneecap You'll see the Mississippi River all the way. She has a small gardenia tattooed on her elbow,Īnd on her hip she has a lovely Queen of May, Now whenever she sits down, she sits on me! She simply could not find a vacant spot you see, When she decided that she'd like to add my picture, She has the landing of the Pilgrims on her shoulder,Īnd on her back she has a sunset and the West,Īnd the Pyramids look real upon her chest :-)

The tattooed lady in the circus fell in love with meĪnd to prove her love is sweet like sugar cane toddy Oh listen to my story boys, I need your sympathy, My little Fanny is reserved for just one guyĪnd frequently their cheeks were close to mineĪnd when we go away to spend our honeymoon, Oh don't touch my Fanny, please don't ever try In album Shaving Cream (Vanguard 79357), also single release Will you love me when my tank begins to leak? Will you love me when my inner tube is busted, Will you love me when I cannot blow my horn? Will you love me when my rim-rod's old and rusty, Will you love me when my rear end's worn and torn, Will you love me when my fuel pipe is empty, Will you love me when my flivver is a wreck? Will you love me when my pump is on the blink? Will you love me when my old exhaust gets noisy, When my spark plug is as dead as Kelsey's doorknob,Īnd my clutch begins to slip, will you shed tears? Will you love me when I cannot shift my gears? Will you love me when my carburetor's busted, He was an automobile mechanic working staedy thoughout the yearĪnd in terms of his profession, he whispered in her ear. They were holding hands together as the motor loudly roaredĪnd the price of gas went up to sixty-two They were sweethearts and they didn't care who knew In album Shaving Cream (Vanguard 79357, 1975)Ī couple was once seated in a little motor car, Demento from late 1982, including the songs: Jolly Jingles (English translation of above).Gelt, Gelt, Gelt (English translation of above).

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